Husker
Jakey
'It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folk better than other folks do, isn't it?'
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Post by Husker on Jun 14, 2004 13:53:27 GMT -5
There is an ongoing survey taking place just now, run by the RSPB, to monitor the number of insects in the country and thus gain information on a believed decline in numbers, a dwindling food source for birds... www.rspb.org.uk/bugcountYou'll get your very own 'Splatometer'!! And there's a link the National Bumblebee Nest Survey!!
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Post by Tosh on Jun 15, 2004 7:34:58 GMT -5
Can you imagine the nick of a splatometer up around Lochaber at this time of year!!!!
yeuch.
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Husker
Jakey
'It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folk better than other folks do, isn't it?'
Posts: 596
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Post by Husker on Jun 29, 2004 3:31:46 GMT -5
Accordingly midgies can live in densities of up to 24,000,000 per hectare...minus the 65 on my visor!! ;D
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Post by Chunderman on Mar 8, 2008 10:20:03 GMT -5
And minus the 4,000 on Bubba's Night Vision Goggles.
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Post by Tosh on Mar 8, 2008 11:05:05 GMT -5
And minus the 4,000 on Bubba's Night Vision Goggles. I bet yer no far off the truth there - ol pervy voyeur Bubba doin the nightstalking and watching good honest folks get nekkid in their houses - it's just wrong I tells ya, WRONG!! ;D
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Post by Beelzebozo on Mar 9, 2008 4:11:38 GMT -5
now for that i would have to be travelling at speed, but if windae lickin, i'd be stationary. u might wanna count the bugs round my brown ring as the thought of gettin caught up a ladder is enuff to make me shit meself... and you know what shit atracts....arf
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Post by Tosh on Mar 9, 2008 7:44:48 GMT -5
You?
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Post by Dave on Mar 10, 2008 12:04:28 GMT -5
Lol - and you guys wonder why I keep my head low on this here board? Outright character abuse at every turn - 'tis shockin i tells ya, shockin!
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Post by Tosh on Mar 10, 2008 16:20:58 GMT -5
All in a days work on the forum - ye gives some, ye takes some...
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Post by Beelzebozo on Mar 10, 2008 17:14:45 GMT -5
yep, n i am zee taker at the mo....(bends over to art his cheeks to get arse rammed with a sharp implement)
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Post by Dave on Mar 10, 2008 18:30:07 GMT -5
Yr cheeks are art? Yr many splendid things my good man, but a work of art aint what instantly springs to mind ;D just thought I'd join in on the abuse - sure I'll be takin plenty soon enough lol
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Post by Tosh on Mar 10, 2008 18:37:10 GMT -5
pissed masel here wi that one - Bubbas cheeks a work of art ya gotta luv 'im shatterhands very own Andy Warhol.... ;D
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Post by Dave on Mar 10, 2008 18:41:19 GMT -5
Andy Warthog? ;D
Sorry Bubba, that one was just mean...........
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Post by Tosh on Mar 10, 2008 18:43:54 GMT -5
aye, ye widnae catch me giein oot that kind of abuse ya heartless bag o letters ye..... ;D
ye cannae beat a guid vocabulary come postie gag ;D
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Post by Beelzebozo on Mar 12, 2008 2:22:42 GMT -5
well I must say i am so not offended. the sheer lubricousy of ur retorts is nothing more akin to 2 beanpole brothers being cemented in a lawn and used as clothes poles. In case I forgets, maybe i need find some rotund shemale thingy with globules of fat cascading roll over roll with sweat rashes between the folds, andensure that both of you have to nuzzle lovingly into said area and devour the being with all the passion you can muster eh? ')
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