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Post by Tosh on Mar 12, 2008 12:32:20 GMT -5
and so there you have it folks Any psychiatry undergraduates looking for a challenging subject to get their teeth into can contact Brian to arrange free sessions of bewilderingly grotesque flights of sexual fancy. If anyone does make a diagnosis that will stand up in court, we'd all love to hear it. Now, I'm off to do beanpole things before I vomit
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Post by Beelzebozo on Mar 13, 2008 11:41:08 GMT -5
admit it.... ye fancy bella emberg
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Post by Tosh on Mar 13, 2008 11:45:16 GMT -5
admit it.... ye fancy bella emberg less than I fancy anne widdicombe and I'd rather hump yer drum kit than her!!!
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Post by Beelzebozo on Mar 13, 2008 14:11:23 GMT -5
that can be arranged, but use protection, coz i just polished the thing
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Post by Dave on Mar 13, 2008 15:16:42 GMT -5
that can be arranged, but use protection, coz i just polished the thing That's no way to talk about Anne - she's a human being! Granted, a foul, putrid, hacket, minging, scruple-less, brain-dead scumbag of a human being but a human none the less
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Post by Beelzebozo on Mar 16, 2008 2:00:15 GMT -5
Och Dave, I am sure you just sit there on the kazi dreaming about sexy Anne in a sheer red lingerie outfit kneeling afore ye and opening that luscious gob and offering u a good time
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Post by Dave on Mar 17, 2008 15:22:16 GMT -5
You. sir, are a deviant and a truly disturbed individual! The only way that could end in a good time is she put a gun in that "luscious" gob, pulled the trigger and rid the world of one more right-wing idiot ;D
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Post by Beelzebozo on Mar 18, 2008 2:50:24 GMT -5
she's lusting after your loaded gun
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Post by carpediem on Mar 19, 2008 14:01:55 GMT -5
Thats just disturbing Bubba and if she was kneeling anywhere near Dave a loaded gun in her mouth would be the least of her worrys ;D
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Post by Beelzebozo on Mar 20, 2008 2:40:48 GMT -5
I know, but tis the wicked side of me that suggests such a scenario only to visualise Dapper actually trembling in sheer and utter disgust at the thought of such a behemoth of a trollop anywhere near his aura... but, tosee said Annie get her arse whipped by jessie red would be worth more than a tyson/holyfield rematch ticket. I'll get her number and gie ye a shout....hehehe
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Post by Tosh on Mar 20, 2008 4:59:23 GMT -5
tosee said Annie get her arse whipped by jessie red would be worth more than a tyson/holyfield rematch ticket. Whit the fuck?!?!? Can anyone translate this drunken gibberish for me he's either pished or just mashing those big bubba hands into the keyboard for a larf.........
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Post by Dave on Mar 20, 2008 10:15:41 GMT -5
tosee said Annie get her arse whipped by jessie red would be worth more than a tyson/holyfield rematch ticket. Whit the fuck?!?!? Can anyone translate this drunken gibberish for me he's either pished or just mashing those big bubba hands into the keyboard for a larf......... Makes perfect sense dude - Just kinda helps if you know that Carpediem's Myspace/Bebo name is Jessie Red lol ;D
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Post by Tosh on Mar 20, 2008 11:16:10 GMT -5
Whit the fuck?!?!? Can anyone translate this drunken gibberish for me he's either pished or just mashing those big bubba hands into the keyboard for a larf......... Makes perfect sense dude - Just kinda helps if you know that Carpediem's Myspace/Bebo name is Jessie Red lol ;D whit does the rest of it mean then?
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Post by carpediem on Mar 20, 2008 12:46:52 GMT -5
I know, but tis the wicked side of me that suggests such a scenario only to visualise Dapper actually trembling in sheer and utter disgust at the thought of such a behemoth of a trollop anywhere near his aura... but, tosee said Annie get her arse whipped by jessie red would be worth more than a tyson/holyfield rematch ticket. I'll get her number and gie ye a shout....hehehe I'd kick her ass all over the place and we all know it ;D have you not already got her number from that Bella Emberg/Anne incident i read about in the paper.....or did the judge make you delete it?
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Post by Dave on Mar 20, 2008 16:29:56 GMT -5
tosee said Annie get her arse whipped by jessie red would be worth more than a tyson/holyfield rematch ticket. Who's supplying the Mud?
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