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Post by Tosh on Mar 13, 2008 12:01:47 GMT -5
Boo Boo the BearYogi Bear was a pretty sweet dude. If I could hang out with any animated bear it would definitely be Yogi. He is the definition of the word scamp. He steals pic-a-nic baskets ;D, he irritates authority, and he has a healthy confidence that makes him fun to be around. What I could never understand is why a cool bear like Yogi hung out with an uber nerd like Boo-Boo. He was a real life Rev I M Jolly. I'm sure you all have a friend like this. Boo Boo is the guy in your group that will complain when the bartender gives you a free round because he "doesn't usually drink Tennants". If I were Yogi and Boo-Boo was giving it the "I don't know Yogi I don't think the Ranger would like that" I'd punt that little killjoy so far out of Jellystone Park that he would never be seen again. Look at him in the picture above with his stupid bow tie and that indecisive look in his eye. I'd like to punch him square in his stupid bear jaw.
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Post by Beelzebozo on Mar 13, 2008 14:32:25 GMT -5
SSPCA r on their way to you right now!
Dale Winton: Tooooo cheesy, tooooo happy, tooooo false, toooooo much
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Post by Dave on Mar 13, 2008 14:59:47 GMT -5
Mr Bean
Dont even need to justify that one I reckon ;D
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Post by Beelzebozo on Mar 14, 2008 13:12:22 GMT -5
Bruce Forsyth - that chin, that grin, that...oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh grrrrrrr
oh and des o connor, carol vorderman and nearly every other chat show host, quiz host, talent show host in fact any fucking host
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Post by Dave on Mar 14, 2008 13:27:41 GMT -5
Blooooooooooooooody hellllllllll - yr an angry young man aint ya? ;D
How's about every one of these cretinous buffoons that infect the airwaves peddlin sub-standard consumer "must haves" on the 18 billion home shoppin channels? Twats and twatettes each and every one ;D
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Post by Beelzebozo on Mar 14, 2008 16:48:17 GMT -5
yes, but they sometimes do sell good stuff. i got my llovely lady a black diamond white gold ring for under £100, and itis way more expensive than that... of course, its probably the one and only time she'll ever be completely gobsmacked and speechless for more than 10 minutes, but worth every penny.....
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Post by Tosh on Mar 20, 2008 8:45:37 GMT -5
Barney the fuckin dinosaur - what a total dickwad this purple freak is. The annoying shite was always hogging screen time in banal ways. He earned near-universal loathing by escaping his own program and turning up all over the media for a few years, becoming almost inescapable. Well, and also by being insipid, one-note, and annoying as fuck. Even the bastard kids all hated him. If you ever see anyone dressed in a Barney suit punch him in the mouth and do us all a favour. ;D
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Post by Beelzebozo on Mar 23, 2008 3:23:39 GMT -5
Russell Grant, the short fat greaseball clairvoyant prick from GMTV. It was either him or Mr fucking Motivator, but russell gets it purely for his arsehole wanky shitty stupidity simply breathing air.
god knows what he does now, but i think he does house or garden programs....euch!
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Post by Tosh on Mar 23, 2008 4:54:17 GMT -5
I should really rename this thread TV Celebrities as my original idea for this thread was to poke some pretend fun at TV characters not the real people who are on TV....kinda went astray but nae worries....I'll stick to my theme though and give y'all Scooby Dooby Doo where are you? Apparently waiting for that Scrappy to get the hanging that he deserves. Scooby Doo was great fun. Sure it had crappy music and Fred and Daphne's side action, but Scooby Doo was funny. Then the producers Hanna and Barbera wanted to attract the little kids and added Scrappy. Besides his cries of "Puppy power" and his annoying gimmicks that made Fred look like a genius. Scrappy Doo was the one factor that ruined this show. The producers should have killed him, but instead they killed us by having Velma and Fred written off and giving this Son of a Bitch a more prominent role. Worst, they even put his name in the title. Shaggy was a laid back col pot smoking nerd who should have stood up for his pal Scooby and punched Scrappy square in the fuckin mouth ;D Oh, and Brian I think you've got some issues to work out mate.....pair old Russell Grant - too easy a target!!
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Post by Beelzebozo on Mar 23, 2008 8:20:34 GMT -5
yeah but it saves dickie davies fa ea roasting... anyways, i like him
Big Bird from Sesame street - personally i'd roast himin a huge fuck-off oven and sevre him up at xmas at a soup kitchen,so that we do two good deeds. feed the homeless and rid the world of a megalomaniac fucking chicken
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Post by Dave on Mar 23, 2008 8:36:09 GMT -5
Dinner anyone? Personally I'd like to wring Benny from Top Cat's neck - useless pillock never contributed anythin and his voice always annoyed the crap outta me. Think TC got there b4 me tho ;D
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Post by mike on Mar 25, 2008 15:53:52 GMT -5
tombliboo- ooo in the night garden is a quality program, amber an me like it loads, but there's this fukker that steals everybody elses pinkyponk juice when their backs are turned, i dunno 'bout you but thats out of order!! don't get me wrong, the other 2 tombliboo's are sound, iggle-piggle, upsy daisy and makka pakka, fukkin great but that cunt just winds me up! woooo-saaaa! wheres me pressure points ;D
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Post by Tosh on Mar 25, 2008 17:12:10 GMT -5
Man, I want some pinkyponk juice!!
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Post by Beelzebozo on Mar 27, 2008 16:15:21 GMT -5
Rod, Jane and Freddy fae rainbow - never such a bunch of retards ever to grace my tv screen the campness, the gayness,the shiteness, the 'ness of anything else i can't quite recallright now
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Post by Dave on Apr 1, 2008 12:37:11 GMT -5
Rod, Jane and Freddy fae rainbow - never such a bunch of retards ever to grace my tv screen the campness, the gayness,the shiteness, the 'ness of anything else i can't quite recallright now Dude - you gotta check this out then www.rodjanefreddysongs.com/Ten minutes on there and you'll be slittin yr wrists! How about Basil Brush? The original might have gotten away with a swift slap to the coupon but the new incarnation?
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